bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via only-up-when-youre-not-down)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery, via screaming-castiel)

yell4340:

light-houseinthedark:

wholet:

valiantchild:

CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS

THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER

SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T

SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM

wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy

This is why we don’t talk about it in public

(via shadows-will-be-lost)

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(via dayandnightitsjustlife)

arbitraryimposition:

timeywimeywinchesters:

edcunningham:

It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.

#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative

Fact.

(via redvinesgiraffe)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via allyallyoxenfreak)

an open letter to yahoo

dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes:

deanisanactualprincess:

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

and get rid of ask and post limit

Please

don’t

make

us 

use 

THE PUPPY DOG EYES

(via yaoilover95)

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

(via ghostfacersmeetcastiel)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via noelfieldingnoelfielding)

agentbartowski:

i’m fucking over dylan o’brien it’s like “well at least he can’t get any more attractive” and then the asshole goes and does something and suddenly he’s fucking 40x more attractive and you’re left with nothing but the lies your life is built on

(via piercethe-doctor)